Matt Barter: CWI East Coast Invasion Tour

CWI (Championship Wrestling International) East Coast Invasion Tour at The Glacier Arena, 45 Olympic Drive, Mount Pearl, Newfoundland, Canada was a great show despite Hulk Hogan and “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash not being there. It was the biggest wrestling event to happen in Newfoundland in along time and possibly the biggest event of all time. This event featured new talent as well as old talent such as; Robbie MacAllister, The Faltliners, Bolen, "Wildman" Gary Williams, The Nasty Boys, Brutus The Barber Beefcake, Bushwhacker Luke, The New Age Outlaws: "Road Dogg" Jesse James &"Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, X-Pac, Tatanka and Scott Steiner.

The opening match, whom they also referred to as the bonus match was local wrestlers. Storm Front beats "Newfoundland's" Vince Austin & Psycho Mitch.

Robbie and a bunch are wrestlers come out and Robbie said it was great to be back in Newfoundland but then said absolutely not at that point I knew they were the heel. Robbie then introduced himself to us, especially those of us, who don't know him. He then called me self that crazy big bearded man that you guys all know from an all other product on television." Robbie then informed us tonight is the death of Robbie MacAllister and tonight we will bow down to him and call me the gritty and seeing how Robbie MacAllister is dead and gone he also cut the wheat of that fat bald tubby partner of his Rory. He then introduced us about the things that are buzzing in CWI wrestler. He gone out and found the best group of pro wrestlers this business has to offer. He went through Canada; and went though the United States. These gentlemen have the same motto as Robert and their motto is to take over CWI wrestling. Robert said Bolen is his toughest opponent and told us to consider this a Mutiny which later we found out this is the name of their group or what the New Age Outlaws called fashion. Speaking of the New Age Outlaws music played shortly after and they informed us they didn't come out here looking for trouble, as you can see he has his Tim Houston’s double double in his hands and then asked them if those guys got a little fashion. Robbie informed him that’s correct then New Age Outlaws informed them they had a fashion a little back called DX. Then New Age Outlaws said there not interested little Mutiny, what there interested in is Mutiny’s CWI tag team titles. The tag tem champions The Flatliner’s told the New Age Outlaws that they don't get a shot at them, if they remember they beat them already for these tag team titles and then The Flatliner’s wished them good luck getting another shot. New Age Outlaws said you see, if any thing they cheated and then said now that he thinks about it he was probably drunk that right. Robert said he probably was. New Age outlaws though that was Oh, real funny. Mutiny is a bunch of lads ready to do battle at any time and if you want at shot at these two guys tonight, why don't them and Robert have a six man tag and why don't the New Age Outlaws go to the back and find themselves a rag team partner because I know there little friend is suppose to be here but I haven't seen him yet. So, if New Age Outlaws don't find a friend to fight the Flatliner, they can have it. New Age Outlaws actually have a friend in the audience who can take our spot in the tag team match. Bad Ass" Billy Gunn gets a little boy and Robert said he’ll put is first down the little mans tout then said New Age Outlaws are only joking but tonight they’ll find that panther and they’ll kick New Age Outlaws asses. New Age Outlaws said they’ll tell them want, they’ll take a look around St. John's and I'm sure they can bring up a friend for a six man tag, latter to evening. Robert said gentleman, you're on and if you're not down with that they got two words for ya. The audience replied with "Suck it". Robert then told them aright, cut the music and said lets get this show on the road it's time for Bolen to take his next victim, bring him on out.

Tatanka comes out and tell us he been well and asks us how we’re doing (Mount Pearl). I respect that he got the name of the location he’s in right, he knows where he’s to which is good. Some of the wrestlers said St. John’s instead. Tatanks asks Mutiny if they think Tatanka is a fuel. He had seen what they did to other guys. Then asked why “Wildman” Gary Williams can’t face him one on one like a true warrior. Then Tatanka tells Mr. Referee, Mutiny is not aloud to be out here during his match so Mount pearl had a song to sign for Mutiny as they leave the building. It went something like this “Sha, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, good bye." Tatanka wins the match then after the match, he talks about the top of the cord in the main event is “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner, the current CWI Heavyweight Champion. Well, when Tatanka started this business in 1990, holding the longest win streak in professional wrestling, two years undefeated. He’s also currently undefeated in CWI. As, you can see CWI invaded Canada. So, “Big Poppa Pump”, I understand “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash, was not there. When Tatanka made us aware of Nash’s absence, the crowd started to boo. He told “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner, theres a vacant spot in the main event for the title. Tatanka issued an open to Scott Steiner with him in the main event. Then, Tatanka asked Scot Striner why he doesn’t come out confirm and face the Native America Warrior for the title tonight in Mount Pearl. Scott music plays. The announcer informed “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner, Tanaka has called him out. Then the announcer informed us he just got word from the back, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner is in the building but he never came out then because frankly he didn’t want to. However he has accepted Tanka's challenge to face him in the main event. Then we had an intermission.

Next up was a tag team match, The Nasty Boys: Brian Knobs and Jerry Sags vs. Bushwhacker Luke and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. Knobs started this with a promo telling us to get off our fat asses, stand up and do some cheering because they deceive it. Knobs then informed us that they are wrestling in this dump. Then Bushwhacker tell us if we want them to give The Nasty Boys a good ass kicking give them a hell yeah, the audience certainly replied with “Hell, yeah.” Then one of the Nasty Boys throws a chair in the ring. The Nasty Boys cheated to win, that explains why one little kid decided to yell “They cheated” repeatedly. How they won was, outside the ring when the referee was distracted, Jerry Sags hit Luke with a chair and put him straight throw a table. Then Knobs got the win over Beefcake in the ring. Before the losing team left, they were mad and I believe they said “I believe The Nasty Boys are paid off the rock.”

Now then, Ladies and gentlemen’s, children of all ages, The CWI proudly brought to you, the WWF seven time tag team champions of the world! “The Road Dogg" Jesse James and "The Bad Ass" Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws. Billy runs up and down the stairs to try and find a tag team partner; he said that made him real tired. He was then handed the microphone and him and Road Dog posed and he said If you smell but Road Dog cut him off there and then they tried it again and he said and that’s the bottom line because Stone and that’s where Road Dogg cut him off, he tried to do it yet gain but this time he was laughing too loud. Road Dogg told Bad Ass he should have got oxygen in the elevator while he was up there. The response from the fans for this comedy promo was amazing with laugher. Finally, Bad Ass said The New Age Oulaws, if you're not down with that I got two words for you and the fans the said “suck it”. Robert tries to get the microphone and Bad Ass told him to get away, but hole. The crowd responded with yelling “but hole”. Robert then said "Shut up, listen you two bums, you want to call me a but hole but I see something wrong here. I see only two of you and three of us so be prepared.” I can’t recall all of what Robert then said but it was something like "Really, that’s all you got?" "Can you guess who friend that out showed all of you? You and you its time to end all. Road Dog then replied with "You make a sad mistake son because we got and our tag team partner is X Pac! When D-Generation X (DX) music played and X-Pac came out the crowd’s response was again amazing. X-Pac then addressed the crowd. They then went on to win the match.

Finally, it’s the main event; Scott Steiner yells at the announcer "Get your Punk ass out of here.” I can’t recall exactly what he said when he insulted us and said something along the lines of “Tonight, here is Newfoundland; I'm going to give everyone a chance to be a real man.” "Only problem is when I see the fans, I see fat ugly bitches.' "You take a picture of me; I'll take the face off of you." Mutiny tried to attack the Native Tatanka, so Tatanka wins via Disqualification (DQ). The D-Generation X came in to help Tatanka and Mutiny ran off an the rest is history.

This wrestling event got well received. For the meet and greet, all the wrestlers were so very nice. Although, most of the wrestler couldn’t go in the ring anymore the comedy was quite funny and enjoyable. We hope CWI will come back to our island of Newfoundland again. The Glacier Area was sold out, that’s certainly a good thing if we want them to return. This was quite possibly the biggest wrestling event in Newfoundland’s history. Again, thank you.