Hockey Prayer
Our
father who art in Montreal, hockey be thy name.
Thy will be done,
the Stanley Cup will be won, on ice, as well as thy stands.
Give us this
day, our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties as we forgive those
who cross check against us.
Lead us not into elimination, but
deliver us to victory.
In the name of the
Montreal Canadiens hockey teams, AMEN.
GO, Habs, GO

-Matthew Barter